Monster Trucks (1/3 Hats)

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Austinn says Hats Off

‘Monster Trucks’: Fury Road; Arrival. conclusion: 7/10 (hats off). Before you bash this movie for being stupid/silly/unrealistic/etc, just keep in mind that it’s a kid’s movie and it’s not supposed to be taken seriously, That being said, this was some of the most fun I’ve had seeing a movie (reminiscent of Big Game from 2015). It was very funny, and the characters are, for the most part, quite charming. The score was not half bad, and the action sequences, although very ridiculous, are really cool and exciting. I recommend seeing it if you don’t mind a really silly premise, and just want to have some good clean fun. #mothertrucker #whataTripp #drivementality #newtruckgoofin #rallythetroops #guzzoline #deepwatersurpirisin #freedomofCreech #thatwasLITERALLYthebestmovieIhaveseenALLYEAR


Adam Kept His Hat On:

Saw “Monster Truck: Monster Cluster-F***”. Rating as follows:

Total: 2.6/10 – Hat Firmly On
Cinematography (1.7): 0.6
Overall Acting (1.6): 0.2
Story Telling (1.5): 0.5
Cohesion of Story (1.2): 0.3
Score/Sound Mixing (1.1): 0.6
Best Category – Cinematography (1.0): 0.5
Depth of Plot (1.0): 0
Character Dev (0.5): 0.1
Overall Message (0.4): 0.0

Wow, where to begin? This is a kids movie, yes, but that doesn’t give you a pass to ignore all the basic tenets of film making. This movie was funny because it was so ridiculous, and awkward. This is the equivalent of a full length RKO film. That’s what I felt like I was watching, except that might have been more realistic. This movie was more hole-y than Passion of the Christ. The only value I see with this film is bringing your kid and his friends so they can have something to do for an hour and a half. But parents should bring a book or take a nap. Better use of time.

#CreatureFeature #PassTheCoconutRum #DannyGloverOuttaNowhere #90minutesIllNeverGetBack #triggerwarning

 


 

Jarrod Kept His Hat On:

 

#5 Film of 2017: Monster Trucks 2.5/10 What a dumpster fire this movie was. Don’t get me wrong. I knew from watching the trailer that this film would be of Sharknado type quality. Why see it? Well first off, I watch everything (if you hadn’t already noticed) but I also love watching movies that are so bad they are good (like the aforementioned Sharknado). So understand that this movie is complete garbage. Story and plot are a joke, I was stunned that they got the cast that they did for this film (Amy Ryan, why?! Barry Pepper went from working with Spielberg to this abortion?!), I rolled my eyes so many times, people probably thought I had a seizure, etc. There is really nothing redeemable about this film. It is aimed at kids but if you take your kids to movies like this, they have a higher chance of committing suicide at a young age. I don’t have the statistical numbers on that, but just take my word for it. So the only reason I am giving it a 2.5 instead of a big fat ZERO is because if you get drunk you can watch it and laugh your ass off at how bad it is. I enjoyed making fun of this film after a few drinks but watching this sober might be a great new interrogation technique to use on terrorists at Gitmo. Avoid this movie unless you want to get drunk and laugh at how garbage it is.
#RobHitANewLowe / #MotherTruckers / #GoAndGetTrucked / #DodgeThisMovie / #LackOfMoneyMonster / #Octanepus

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