The Snowman (0/2 Hats)

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Kelvin Says Hats On:

Just saw “The Snowman: You Had Me Rolling.” Conclusion: 2/10.
🎶 Cue the music 🎶
No you shouldn’t see The Snowman
Please just don’t go and pay
This movie’s really such a bore
It made me snore
I wish it’d go away
Fassbender’s a bit bloody
Oh screw this plot
I wish they would all just die
No you shouldn’t see The Snowman
You’re better off rewatching Frozen
🎶 Cut the music 🎶 

#HarryPlotHole #StøpInTheNameOfLove #DontBeABratt #TheWizardOfOslo #SnowBones #YouMeltMe #SlamDrunk #MindBlown


Austinn Says Hats On:

Just saw ‘The Snowman’: Do You Want to Kill a Snowman? conclusion: 3/10. I don’t even know what to say, it’s baffling. It’s like half of a great movie, but it’s missing the half that allows the rest to make sense or be any good. None of the characters’ motives make much sense and the story is nonsensical. Don’t see it. All I can say is that it can be intriguing, it’s well shot for the most part, and its laughable, stupid, pathetic ending make it somewhat watchable. #dontgetaheadofyourself #fatherdisfigured #dohisbidding #snowsbeforehoes

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